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    While formal brewing instructions and beer judging guidelines remind us what a beer should taste like, if you like the taste of vinegar or barnyard, a “bad” beer might be a good one. (Patrick Tehan/Mercury News)

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In early December, I brewed a beer at home with the plan of giving bottles of it to friends and family for Christmas. It was a strong IPA, with a target alcohol content of about 7 percent by volume. I had made an IPA in March of 2016 with excellent results.

So, I repeated the recipe, but this time, something went wrong — sort of. The IPA tasted like butterscotch by the time it was ready to be bottled.

I know what some of you may be thinking: Butterscotch is one of the finest flavors known to man, surpassed in excellence only by white truffles of Alba and the fatty belly meat of a fresh king salmon. So, in what way had something gone wrong?

Well, here’s the funny thing: In the world of making and appreciating beer, that wonderful, thick and chewy flavor of butterscotch is a qualitative flaw. Butterscotch is bad. The flavor comes from a molecule called diacetyl, which is usually created in a beer by the yeasts that ferment sugar into alcohol. Fermented at the appropriate temperature, yeast will produce an insignificant and tasteless amount of diacetyl. Fermented too warm, though, and diacetyl may overtake a beer.

While it can appeal to many taste buds, diacetyl (pronounced by many as “die-ass-it-ehl”) generally should not be in a beer.

“In some beer styles, a little is OK,” says Damien Perry, the president of the Marin Society of Homebrewers. “It’s what gives that nice butterscotch flavors to a lot of English beers.”

Barleywines and Scotch-style ales, for instance, can benefit from a touch of diacetyl.

In an IPA, though, it’s not what you want. I kept quiet about the fermentation goof, and I handed out bottles on Christmas morning anyway.

“It’s nice; it tastes like candy,” my brother-in-law told me shortly after New Year’s.

I cringed but accepted the praise.

So, why is something that tastes good considered a flaw in beer?

“It’s probably just based on historical norms,” Perry says. He means that most beer styles have been made for decades or centuries, and each style has its standardized flavor profile. Butterscotch just doesn’t fall into that profile in most cases.

In fact, diacetyl truly can taste terrible at times. I have tasted white wines that seemed like they’d been spiked with vanilla extract, so potent was the diacetyl flavor. My December IPA, too, developed an even stronger butterscotch flavor over the course of a couple of months. By March, the last remaining bottles were quite bad, with the diacetyl notes what some might call cloying.

(Perry, I should note, says he once made an IPA in which unwanted diacetyl was so prominent that he named it Chard-IPA — a reference to the buttery flavor of many barrel-age chardonnays. Oak barrels can produce flavors faintly resembling those created by diacetyl.)

There are other flavors that both plague and pleasure the makers of beer and wine. Brettanomyces is a genus of yeast that creates a flavor usually likened to horse blanket or barnyard — and most winemakers fear Brett, as they call it, like the devil. On the other hand, Brett beers have become a wildly popular category, with brewers intentionally infecting their beers with the funk-producing yeast.

Acetic acid — which makes vinegar taste like, well, vinegar — is another loved and hated compound among craft beverage makers. Whereas acetic flavors may indicate that a wine, beer or cider is over the hill, just a touch can be lovely. The ciders of northern Spain are tart with the influence of acetic acid, and they are among my favorite things to drink.

Perry says that sometimes the essence of banana will develop in a beer. This, he says, is “undesirable in most styles but perfectly acceptable in a hefeweizen.”

And then there is chloramine, added to municipal drinking water supplies as a disinfectant. You may not have had a Brett beer, or tasted an IPA redolent of butterscotch, but you have almost certainly had a beer containing chloramine, since Marin County water is treated with it. It is harmless at low levels and generally doesn’t affect the taste of beer.

But if you have plans to brew a smoked porter anytime soon, buy yourself a few gallons of purified bottled water.

Chloramine, Perry says, “persists longer than chlorine but doesn’t boil out or dissipate for quite some time. This chloramine can react poorly with some grains, like smoked grains, and cause horrific rubber-like phenols. Awful stuff.”

But beer flaws are a subjective matter. While formal brewing instructions and beer judging guidelines serve the purpose of at least reminding us what a beer should taste like — and what a given style has traditionally tasted like — if you like the taste of vinegar or barnyard, a “bad” beer might be a good one.

In fact, according to my family, my December IPA was the best beer I’ve brewed.

Alastair Bland’s Through the Hopvine runs every week in Zest. Contact him at allybland79@gmail.com.